Not interesting enough to say twice.

I prefer when they fuck with other people greatest. When they confront the black staffer about scoring some weed was hilarious. See also: Marla.

*Comes back moaning*

I would call no homo, if only that didn't sound so hetero.

I was at 6969, but then my iPhone wouldn't register the touching under the…

Yoda can judge short people well, he must.

*I love expressive non-vocal verbal super-phrases*

IamBIC pentAMeTER up THE ass.

Breast Clenching

"I wish your mom hadn't died so soon, LOL."
"If you ever need consoling, our family is LOLing for you."

Cunts Texting Inebriated Annoyances.

The number one symptom of heart disease is sudden death.

He payed 125 for it on motherfucking eBay.

YouTube
This may not even count, but who has not wasted an hour just scoping out random youtube videos. All of my friends without even realizing it all have watched thousands of videos.

It's true. The writers are great but the comments keep me coming back for more.

RUSH
Spirit of the Radio WILL be my favorite song to play in that game. 100% positive.

latfh was just bookmarked "SuperLOL".

Facebook's twitterized redesign really made me hate facebook immensely. And that "highlights" section on the side is incredibly useless and just makes me forget my friends birthdays/random events.

Reddit is quality.

I think I just said exactly what evan conover said without realizing he said it.