Gentle, Gentle, Metallica happen to be raging haterphobes.
Napster warns you.

My god, if I see failed firsties anymore than I should be, I will punch this penis-less man over comcast high-speed internet.

Blackened.

There was a really interesting interview on NPR with the real Lopez. More interesting than what the movie will make it out to be for sure.

I didn't hear you.

Probably half retard, with Robert Downey Jr.'s help.
Full retard just seems funny.

Jamie Foxx was the inspiration for Maggot Brain.

I don't really understand how people can cry during a 23 minute television show. Not enough fermentation of tears in that time period.

He's not exactly bled COMPLETELY dry. A couple mil in the bank will suffice a few months.

How did they buy all of those scooby snacks?

Que s'est-il passe douche?

Before he—well I'm not going to argue on his behalf.

Atleast Ron Gallagher has the talent to Sledge-O-Matic.
Cook II's only 'talent' is being a douche.

Dane Cook wipes his ass with money.

I still play Goldeneye. Sometimes.

Wasn't Scooby-Dooby Doo a Great Dane?

Dammit Jorge, I was basking in my shameful first glory.

Adventureland did have that perfect mixture of nostalgic emoting. It didn't bring me to tears, not much does, but all the same a fine film.

Dan Cook
The Optimus Prime sketch was pretty funny, but all his movies suck.

The Real Tramp.
Apparantly he is a pretty cool schizophrenic who went to Julliard.
Jamie Foxx a douchie schizophrenic who acted on In Living Colour.