But for serious though, how did that fucking kid levitate? I don't remember them ever giving an explanation for that.

How long until they make a movie based on a toy that comes with a happy meal? How cool would it be to get the tie in happy meal based on the movie, based on the happy meal toy? I want that.

Gayer: Gotye, or Goatse?

It would be history's most exciting curling conversation.

Like if Kidz Bop did a 2 Live Crew cover album?

How many artists have complained that Glee's covers were TOO good? "Well, when I left the studio, I really thought I had done the best job possible, but those ultra-competent Glee guys just blew me out of the water. Cannot compete."

Wait, you're not suggesting that they are both A: Selling out! and B: Then bitching about it so as to not seems like the kind of lame ass who sells out! That would be like eating your cake, but then still having it?

When is this going to stop being a story? In the future, unless they specifically state otherwise, let's just take it for granted that artists don't really enjoy the televised Kidz Bop version of their song. It seems like this show makes "news" every few months because some musician either doesn't want them playing…

Actually seeing this video somehow makes that SNL DIGITAL SHORT less funny. How does that work? As long as they were making fun of some theoretical piece of pop culture, I was fine with it.

I have decided that Holo-Pac is now a bigger star than 2pac, therefore all 2pac albums that were released before 2 weeks ago are now Prehumous Holo-pac albums. It has been declared.

You know, on closer inspection, we may be talking about two very different people. The Marylin I was talking about was a 20 year old, 50 year old crack whore, and when you change the spelling like that Google tells a very different story.

Too late, he's playing Liz from the 80's on.

Marylin Monroe was in a few movies when she was a kid and then turned into a 50 year old crack whore over the following decade. Why even ask a question like that if you CLEARLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MARYLIN MONROE WAS!?!

Wait, did I somehow misinterpret this story somehow?

I don't know what all the hoo-haw is about. I think Liz Taylor will make a great Lindsay Lohan. Clearly Lohan was aging so fast that she somehow lapped her, and so Liz has spent the last year getting the look down and preparing. I couldn't be more excited.

Are you kidding? I just spent good money on a rat in a bucket a few days ago. If I knew you were just going to be handing them out, I definitely had better things I could have spent that money on. Literally anything. I wasn't sure what I was going to do with the first one, but two?

I would like to see them do the Dark Tower like they are doing this. I remember reading those books and thinking an HBO show would be perfect, and to my knowledge a series of books hadn't been adapted that way.

How many posthumous albums will the idea release?

It's a quote from a Nicolas Cage movie.

Robin, Red Robin, Blue Beetle, Oracle, The Question… I was just going to name a bunch of DC characters without powers, but if you're allowing Green Lantern and Flash as non "Demigod" characters, I could probably compile a list so long, that it would be like seriously really long.