There is a Mr. Magoo story, but you'll have to wait and read what it's about.

There is a Mr. Magoo story, but you'll have to wait and read what it's about.

You're killing me. I've just remembered how, several years before I met my wife, I made a mix tape for the only other woman I've ever been convinced was the love of my life. It was a case that came straight from the standard playbook: she was the girlfriend of one of my best friends, we became friends as well, then…

You're killing me. I've just remembered how, several years before I met my wife, I made a mix tape for the only other woman I've ever been convinced was the love of my life. It was a case that came straight from the standard playbook: she was the girlfriend of one of my best friends, we became friends as well, then…

That's amazing. I've tried many times but never managed to pull a Willie Nelson interview, and even if you didn't do an interview, per se, you still met the man and got a hell of an experience to boot, so good on you.

That's amazing. I've tried many times but never managed to pull a Willie Nelson interview, and even if you didn't do an interview, per se, you still met the man and got a hell of an experience to boot, so good on you.

I feel your pain on the Man in Black. I bought my parents tickets to see him when he was touring behind American Recordings, but although they offered to buy me a ticket to go with them, I said, "Nah, you guys have a good night out by yourselves." That's what I get for being a diligent son. On the other hand, I've…

I feel your pain on the Man in Black. I bought my parents tickets to see him when he was touring behind American Recordings, but although they offered to buy me a ticket to go with them, I said, "Nah, you guys have a good night out by yourselves." That's what I get for being a diligent son. On the other hand, I've…

The way you pointedly mention that your copy isn't signed by James Doohan makes me suspicious…

The way you pointedly mention that your copy isn't signed by James Doohan makes me suspicious…

I tried to get him awhile back. Couldn't even get a "no" back from his publicist. Oh, well.

I tried to get him awhile back. Couldn't even get a "no" back from his publicist. Oh, well.

As someone who thrills to doing both Random Roles and Set List interviews, you will be unsurprised that I am in favor of interviewing anybody using a format that involves the opportunity to do deep research and ask about really obscure stuff. But those are decisions that fall way above my pay grade.

As someone who thrills to doing both Random Roles and Set List interviews, you will be unsurprised that I am in favor of interviewing anybody using a format that involves the opportunity to do deep research and ask about really obscure stuff. But those are decisions that fall way above my pay grade.

First place I ever saw the video for the Ramones' "Something to Believe In."

First place I ever saw the video for the Ramones' "Something to Believe In."

Had to bring up that DVD-ROM, didn't you? Now I've finally gone and bought it. I just hope you're happy.

Had to bring up that DVD-ROM, didn't you? Now I've finally gone and bought it. I just hope you're happy.

Still waiting to get back on the phone with him. It's out of my hands.

Still waiting to get back on the phone with him. It's out of my hands.