It's all good. As Perry Ferrell once sang, "Everybody has their own opinion."

It's all good. As Perry Ferrell once sang, "Everybody has their own opinion."

One of my favorite uses of pop music in film ever.

One of my favorite uses of pop music in film ever.

Anyone who isn't saddened by Andy Williams' passing should watch this, which ought to take care of the problem: http://youtu.be/utPFpu8j548

Anyone who isn't saddened by Andy Williams' passing should watch this, which ought to take care of the problem: http://youtu.be/utPFpu8j548

Not different, per se. There's just not enough room for the full Random Roles in the print edition. (I don't know of any case where a role appeared in print but never made it online.)

Not different, per se. There's just not enough room for the full Random Roles in the print edition. (I don't know of any case where a role appeared in print but never made it online.)

Ha! I'd forgotten that. (I'm not in an area with Onion distribution.) Well, in that case, I guess you can spoil whatever roles ended up making the cut for the print version, at least.

Ha! I'd forgotten that. (I'm not in an area with Onion distribution.) Well, in that case, I guess you can spoil whatever roles ended up making the cut for the print version, at least.

After that interview, which was conducted partially in person and partially on the phone because he was enjoying it so much that he didn't mind expanding it, I do, too.

After that interview, which was conducted partially in person and partially on the phone because he was enjoying it so much that he didn't mind expanding it, I do, too.

You kids and your need for spoilers…

You kids and your need for spoilers…

The interview has already been conducted. But Showgirls was absolutely among the topics of discussion.

The interview has already been conducted. But Showgirls was absolutely among the topics of discussion.

I know, I know. But take comfort in knowing that Kyle MacLachlan is coming on Friday.

I know, I know. But take comfort in knowing that Kyle MacLachlan is coming on Friday.

As am I. Except it will be my first time. I'm pretty psyched.

As am I. Except it will be my first time. I'm pretty psyched.