Dude can say what he wants, but there are definitely pro-meth sentiments couched in the lyrics of "No Time."

Dude can say what he wants, but there are definitely pro-meth sentiments couched in the lyrics of "No Time."

I might've had the cajones to ask generically, "Are you familiar with Bill Hicks's routine about you and Debbie Gibson?" But if she'd said, "No, I'm not, what's it about?" she actually would've been able to hear me blushing through the phone, then possibly stammering unintelligibly for a few seconds before ultimately…

I might've had the cajones to ask generically, "Are you familiar with Bill Hicks's routine about you and Debbie Gibson?" But if she'd said, "No, I'm not, what's it about?" she actually would've been able to hear me blushing through the phone, then possibly stammering unintelligibly for a few seconds before ultimately…

If this is for real, then consider yourself replied to…and if it isn't for real, then it's in very, very poor taste, indeed. Either way, I say with no sarcasm whatsoever that you would do well to speak with someone better skilled in the therapeutic arts than myself, and as soon as possible.

If this is for real, then consider yourself replied to…and if it isn't for real, then it's in very, very poor taste, indeed. Either way, I say with no sarcasm whatsoever that you would do well to speak with someone better skilled in the therapeutic arts than myself, and as soon as possible.

Well, actually, mine's on the 22nd, and my daughter's was back in July, but we were in California for hers, so we decided to have a joint party for our family. But I'll take the early birthday wishes! :-)

Well, actually, mine's on the 22nd, and my daughter's was back in July, but we were in California for hers, so we decided to have a joint party for our family. But I'll take the early birthday wishes! :-)

Friday: watched a screener of Sunday's episode of Breaking Bad to prep for an interview w/ Betsy Brandt later in the day. The episode was awesome, of course, but the interview was better, owing to the fact that she tracked and killed a wasp in the midst of the conversation, then Tweeted about it after the fact. ("I am…

Friday: watched a screener of Sunday's episode of Breaking Bad to prep for an interview w/ Betsy Brandt later in the day. The episode was awesome, of course, but the interview was better, owing to the fact that she tracked and killed a wasp in the midst of the conversation, then Tweeted about it after the fact. ("I am…

Not only is Arnold Schwarzenegger old, but - call me crazy - I'm betting dollars to doughnuts that he's getting too old for this shit.

Not only is Arnold Schwarzenegger old, but - call me crazy - I'm betting dollars to doughnuts that he's getting too old for this shit.

I think you mean possible Random Roles subject Whitaker. (I've got to talk to somebody about Battlefield Earth eventually, right?)

I think you mean possible Random Roles subject Whitaker. (I've got to talk to somebody about Battlefield Earth eventually, right?)

I do always start with whatever they're pimping, mostly to make sure they know I know why we're on the phone to begin with. And I would say that 95% of the time, you're reading it in the order that it was asked. Occasionally, though, I'll get a perfect closing quote midway through the interview, and…well, what can I…

I do always start with whatever they're pimping, mostly to make sure they know I know why we're on the phone to begin with. And I would say that 95% of the time, you're reading it in the order that it was asked. Occasionally, though, I'll get a perfect closing quote midway through the interview, and…well, what can I…

"My favorite portrayal of me? It's a toss-up between George Burns and Tim Curry."

"My favorite portrayal of me? It's a toss-up between George Burns and Tim Curry."

I'm all about Walter and Hedaya. On the Peter Jason front, though, I hope it will not prove heartbreaking that - fingers crossed - I already have a line on talking to Keith David for the They Live Blu-ray instead.

I'm all about Walter and Hedaya. On the Peter Jason front, though, I hope it will not prove heartbreaking that - fingers crossed - I already have a line on talking to Keith David for the They Live Blu-ray instead.