I'm going with Jaguar the Hutt.

Holy shit, Craig Bond's penis mortality rate is 100%. Never noticed before.

The correct pun is clearly "sequepella".

Without Star Wars, he doesn't have an obituary here at all.

BAM-A-LAM

You can't really dust for penis.

That line would have been perfect if it had ended after "you are in front of me".

Fuck you, House of Cards.

The line must be drawn HEAH!

That would make me reasonably happy.

—said nobody ever

You're like a real life version of those gag images where it's Patrick Stewart saying "Use the Force, Harry".

I'm talking about fuckin' natural gas!

I hate, hate, hate this news.

This sounds too good on paper for me to not at least check it out. I'm so conflicted!

What if I want to find affordable real estate?

Noooooope.

@avclub-9a4ac317cb97a077c26c66efb5eac98e:disqus I remember Helmet kicking ass, so yes.

He's not made of stone!

With "deer" residue or GTFO