Huh. I guess we got the wrong guy.

Geef dees people ayuh!

Motley Crue has at least a dozen sweet-ass riffs, and Aerosmith has maybe 1.2, both from Rocks. So yeah, Matt Fucking Pike is as mathematically correct as he is awesome.

You misspelled "especially".

I woke up with David Lee Roth's hand in my pants. That's what I did today.

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus Bullseye.

You're saying he doesn't act like a real human being or a real hero?

Spoiler tags, geez.

Spoiler tags, geez.

You've got moxie, kid. You remind me of a young Bad Horse, trying so hard to get everyone to realize how overrated The Inner Light is.

You've got moxie, kid. You remind me of a young Bad Horse, trying so hard to get everyone to realize how overrated The Inner Light is.

Wait, so OTVII doesn't make me a Super Saiyan?

Wait, so OTVII doesn't make me a Super Saiyan?

I'm surprised they chose to dig up the body

I'm surprised they chose to dig up the body

Don't talk smack, that's a fun one.

Don't talk smack, that's a fun one.

The plot is definitely manipulative but the everything else saves and exalts it. Last time I watched it was a few months ago and I expected to be wise to its game, but boy was I ever not. I could identify the beats that were manipulative but in the moment I couldn't have cared less.

The plot is definitely manipulative but the everything else saves and exalts it. Last time I watched it was a few months ago and I expected to be wise to its game, but boy was I ever not. I could identify the beats that were manipulative but in the moment I couldn't have cared less.

I think that's canonically true.