You'll love it here. You missed most of the shitty wars and the recession, and we have Breaking Bad now.

The Machine Head one, duh. Joe Satriani is not invited.

The Machine Head one, duh. Joe Satriani is not invited.

And no, it's impossible.

And no, it's impossible.

To spell it out, Tom Riker is posing as Will, and he knows that if O'Brien starts talking about his experiences with Will on the Enterprise, his cover will be blown. Tom takes the offensive to make sure O'Brien doesn't come back for a while.

To spell it out, Tom Riker is posing as Will, and he knows that if O'Brien starts talking about his experiences with Will on the Enterprise, his cover will be blown. Tom takes the offensive to make sure O'Brien doesn't come back for a while.

Olivier Megaton.

Olivier Megaton.

Voyager supposedly had these super nuke torpedoes, or some garbage. Then in the last one future Janeway brings back another type of stupid torpedo that can blow up a Borg cube in 2 shots, because that's really how you build threat in the series finale.

Voyager supposedly had these super nuke torpedoes, or some garbage. Then in the last one future Janeway brings back another type of stupid torpedo that can blow up a Borg cube in 2 shots, because that's really how you build threat in the series finale.

BSG went even farther when they had main characters planning, executing, and justifying suicide bombings.

BSG went even farther when they had main characters planning, executing, and justifying suicide bombings.

It's so disorienting the first time. It makes you think you missed something in TNG, and then the big reveal comes, and it all makes sense.

It's so disorienting the first time. It makes you think you missed something in TNG, and then the big reveal comes, and it all makes sense.

This guy sure does sound like a scum-dwelling ignorant sack of shit. Cancer was too good for him.

This guy sure does sound like a scum-dwelling ignorant sack of shit. Cancer was too good for him.

I was 12 in 1996 so, yeah. Not so much.

I was 12 in 1996 so, yeah. Not so much.

I'd, uh, also like to express my…fondness for that, uh, particular band.