I'm an ideas man, Michael! I think I proved that with Redneck Island!

It needs to surface once every 2-3 years, drop a Children Of Earth on us, and then leave.

It needs to surface once every 2-3 years, drop a Children Of Earth on us, and then leave.

Jeff Conaway's character had a badass arc in season 3 where he drifts into becoming a jackbooted fascist for extra cash and only drifts back at the last possible second.

Jeff Conaway's character had a badass arc in season 3 where he drifts into becoming a jackbooted fascist for extra cash and only drifts back at the last possible second.

The whole Lurker's Guide section "JMS Speaks" is basically him being a dick to commenters.

The whole Lurker's Guide section "JMS Speaks" is basically him being a dick to commenters.

It does it in Safari.

It does it in Safari.

You heard it here first, people. If you don't like Enterprise, you're a book burner.

You heard it here first, people. If you don't like Enterprise, you're a book burner.

Except Megan hasn't escaped. Don brings it home every night.

Except Megan hasn't escaped. Don brings it home every night.

Star Wars + Deadwood = Firefly

Star Wars + Deadwood = Firefly

Agreed. The preaching is preachy but otherwise the aliens make no damn sense.

Agreed. The preaching is preachy but otherwise the aliens make no damn sense.

It's an embarrassing death. You always have to spin it a different way in the media.

It's an embarrassing death. You always have to spin it a different way in the media.

Holy shit how did I never notice that was Cranston? What the fuck is wrong with me?