Balls. Too slow.

Too slow

Oh, Sally's tits, no.

His name is Wayne Pygram

Ahem, _former_ psycho Dourif.

la la laaaa la laaaa

For A Very Special Episode. I can't see it working as a regular feature.

Crichton's retard strength thing is just awesome. The more of it you get in any given episode, the better that episode is.

I've seen The Road Warrior, so yes.

Man, fuck Lexx. Lexx is everything Farscape's promos made it look like.

For god's sake man, characters! How can you be entertained by a show with only 2 out of 10 cast members being actual characters!

Even Scorpion is horseshit! I watched it back-to-back with Best of Both Worlds recently and boy howdy did it ever suffer from the comparison.

Damn, I hit Eleanor Roosevelt by mistake!

There are 7 things I'm mad about

No, just taste.

THERE ARE…FOUR TNG MOVIES!

I bet Mulgrew's all like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Crypto-creationism

Damn, son, future spoilers there on the Worf saga. Unless you meant Duras, in which case it's also true.

You need a new wife.