Girl did you just upvote yourself

It is the smallest of steps to potentially getting less millionaires in congress and its orders of magnitude smaller than the more pressing problems of providing affordable housing, health care, and education to people who will never dream of seeing in their entire lifetimes the current salary of one Jason Q.…

I think the idea is that if you're poor and saintly Jesus will reward you after you die from preventable diabetes-related complications at 45

I guess Bush Phones doesn't google well for some reason

Also, who is buying a new iPhone/Android at retail?! Even the hardcore gadget heads I know with decent disposable income don't do that

That is… mindmelting.

How long has it been since we've had a remotely sexy Republican? Chaffetz, McConnell, Ryan… none of these guys look like they have ever had an orgasm

He quit because I was sending him faxes every day telling him what a massive hypocritical piece of shit he was based on the day's headlines and each one ended by asking him if he could look his daughters in the eye yet

I'd be willing to consider the stipend as somewhat reasonable if we were living in a reasonable world. Instead we're in the world where the phrase "personal responsibility to invest in their own healthcare" can be said with a straight face, we're in the world where newly-minted Fox hire Jason Chaffetz isn't already a…

I would totally live in a 50 foot tall replica of Grace Jones' head

There are actually quite a few articles where she goes into exactly the "why" one should care about hideous McMansions; essentially, the lack of care given to historicity and desire for completely needless spaces have a psychological effect that carries into the public sphere.

I wish Paul Fussell were around to opine on McMansions. Or Thorsten Veblen

I adore it!

Fateful Findings actually held my attention/made me laugh, though, plus at least there was a familiar attempt at competence/some vague idea of what a competent movie would look like. It was a lot like The Room in that it was enjoyably awful.

America!

How very Christian of them.

I mean, I would never claim that the measure of one's manhood is based on dick size, but…that guy totally has a micropenis, right?

"If the titular characters in David Lynch's Rabbits owned a TV, this is probably what they'd be watching." Jeez this just makes me want to watch it more

Ugh, pretty sure I paid to see Honey in the theater. Lured by the promise of Missy Elliot (who was in it for 90 seconds)

I saw a video along these lines basically saying that if the earth were flat but everything else was regular, that at the center things would seem relatively normal but as you walk further towards the edge gravity would make it feel as if you are climbing an impossibly steep slope (I assume this is why the earth is,…