Seems to me that the joke is about how Putin is the one with all the power and Turmp's main function is to serve the pleasure of Putin, not "lol ghey"

Challenge accepted!

Also (mind) blowing: gay men are not the only people who suck dick

I really love her inspired cover (if you can call it that) of "Hotline Bling"

I went to two operas last year (I fancy) and donated a (very) small amount when purchasing tickets. I think the charitable giving departments must've jizzed in their pants that somebody under-40 was going to the opera because I have been bombarded with flyers & emails ever since. I get that you're trying to capture a…

Denise (?) for me was the "christ, this is awful" performance

I am the other person who watched that show

Poor Freddy Rumsen/good for Freddy Rumsen!

It literally depends on whom the Dems nominate in 2020 and whether or not they get out the vote in 2018. If they nominate another technocratic millionaire we're fucked

Libs aren't crushing on W, we're just in awe of the GOP devolution and their ability to nominate progressively more abhorrent candidates. I'm sure my parents thought nobody could be worse than Nixon until Reagan showed up, etc.

I try to stay out of these types of arguments but as the replies to your comment started to pile up, your rebuttals started to devolve from kind of lame to somewhat pathetically desperate to the point that when I read this comment I just felt such cringeworthy embarrassment on your behalf and wanted to ask you to stop…

People are not responding well to your gimmick on this thread. I would suggest that doubling down on the gimmick is not the best idea.

Tilda's American accent is … interesting

I bet Turmp can't spell VW either

The boy who cried GLARRFIXXYQ!

Maybe I've read too much sci-fi but I'd be worried that I'd fuck with the timeline too much and then you end up in an alternate reality where Hitler wins or whatever

Dude seriously wants to be Obama so bad, he's everything Turmp isn't: handsome, charismatic, intelligent, popular, eloquent, cultured.

My friend and I were discussing what you'd do with a time machine and we both agreed that the thing to do would be to head back to that WH Correspondents Dinner in 2011, you know the one where the entire room was laughing at Obama roasting the shit out of Turmp while SEAL Team 6 was covertly killing Bin Laden, and…

He is a bit of a dreamboat isn't he

They should just tell him that the wall was built, but it's invisible. Also, it has a special intangibility feature that lets you waltz through if you're white enough but keeps you out if you're too brown. Nieto should pretend that he paid for it, he can use one of those oversized novelty checks (in the memo he writes…