well now I just feel like a fool.

prison-itis

prison-itis

sauer kraut farts are indeed the wurst.

sauer kraut farts are indeed the wurst.

Prison Wine's apartment!

Prison Wine's apartment!

ok…foies gras?

ok…foies gras?

…and the Britney song was on…

…and the Britney song was on…

apparently you mean "bath salts"

apparently you mean "bath salts"

come back, it's okay, everyone was new here once.

come back, it's okay, everyone was new here once.

Oh.  Well anyway…now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad…

Oh.  Well anyway…now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad…

and THIS is the movie I want to see.

and THIS is the movie I want to see.

it's funny because it's true!