what the fuck are all you who're "studying for the bar" doing here?  Get back to work!

cannot…like…enough…!

cannot…like…enough…!

Sure you would.  Let's see the money.  And don't think a $100 bill wrapped around a bunch of $1s is gonna fool me.

Sure you would.  Let's see the money.  And don't think a $100 bill wrapped around a bunch of $1s is gonna fool me.

Seriously! Ben Franklin fucking a puma, though, would be totally kickass.

Seriously! Ben Franklin fucking a puma, though, would be totally kickass.

someone needs a good tongue bathing of the butthole!

someone needs a good tongue bathing of the butthole!

the answer…is no.

the answer…is no.

and here all us suckers are doing it for nuthin!

and here all us suckers are doing it for nuthin!

[thinks of song "Crying Game", replaces "Crying" with "Raping", chuckles]

[thinks of song "Crying Game", replaces "Crying" with "Raping", chuckles]

now that's the kind of math I can get behind!

now that's the kind of math I can get behind!

you'd think that half the initial investors selling their shares as part of the offering would be a hint to others

you'd think that half the initial investors selling their shares as part of the offering would be a hint to others

ha…and he'll create a utopia, where all are equal and free and will be made rape slaves by the neighboring warlords in short order.