and finish 12 games in front of the Mets

I imagine it's like fucking a crazy icicle.

…your mom's face?

I stayed up til 4am Sat night so I could finally finish ME3, and the only downside was that I had no one to discuss it with.  So I listened to Gamers With Jobs spoiler podcast, and that made it a little better.

Absurdly hot 95% of the time, but when the camera catches her just right (or just wrong), she's got some serious horse-face going on.

Or using your tears as lube.  (it's for your pussy)

Two major events this weekend:

Teenage Mutant Cleveland Steamers

Don't have a cow, man.

and I bet you're not even wearing pants!

What's what is indeed what you get!

Gary Gnu is confused.

Tebow + Ryan = Pure hilarity!

BUT WHAT ABOUT TIM TEBOW?!

all we really want to know is how hot is his daughter?

…from the graaaaaaaaave!

I donn't want to nock it til I see it, but I bet I'm gonna be shafted.

Your insight serves you well, Excitable Misunderstood Genius.

judging from the size of his bow, the dildo arrow isn't anything to worry about.

*CUT TO BLACK*