so, a Madonna-bot?

[claps with one hand]

is there such a thing?

The cancerAIDS that flares twice as bright kills you in half as long….

The chief of America's last great native tribe…

pay sister one dollar, raid dirty laundry!

duh DAH du DAH….duh DAH du DAH DA….duuuu DAH…

I eight my wookie.

and then cries for five minutes, wondering if it's right for him to have teleported and then be attracted to women.

…almost, but not quiiiite there.  great effort, though.

that's fucking terrible.

Manly Men!

ehh…Iron Man?

someone who pwactices the awt of fighting…widout fighting….

he taught me that if I practiced my trumpet outside the dojo while he was having class, I wouldn't get my yellow belt.

what're you, some kinda chigger lover?

Syracuse does have Dinosaur BBQ going for it, which is no small plus.

exactly.

still dead.

I HAD those jeans!!!  In fact, I took Karate classes from one of Chuck's students.  There was a picture on the wall of the two of them shaking hands as Chuck awarded my teacher his black belt.  Sensei Butch, where are you now…