I think the only commercial that worked was the Seinfeld car commercial.  There was another one I kind of liked, but since I can't remember it now - and wasn't even drinking - it obviously failed.

yeah, I was sort of terrified at the beginning.  I also wish they'd used a wider shot for Vogue, so we could better see the rest of the dancers as a unit. 

Power off, Einstein.

naw, I was mostly positive, I just fixated on the lip-sync.  I wavered between a B- and C+; what pushed it was my consideration of last year's absolute shit show.

the Dirty Muppet: inserting a handful of yarn into your partner's anus, removing it and holding it over their face as you go doggy style while screaming obscenities in a funny voice.

I unintentionally started re-watching the Wire.  I had like 40 mins to kill and there were a couple of eps still on the ol' ipad.  Here we go again…

mmm…chilli…

I'm enjoying what Grantland is doing.  They have a sort of Newswire ripoff that wants to be ONeal, but I can excuse that (because who wouldn't want to be ONeal?).  Otherwise, a nice sporty-pop culture blend, going on there.

spermit?

And for we hipster douches who DID watch the Super Bowl…

…man

what Tearinitup said.  I said above I recently started watching KoQ, and it's really pretty funny.

Check his shoes.  You can always tell by the shoes.

I actually don't think KoQ is that bad, as sitcoms go.  They're all pretty good comic actors, and the writing is…well, pretty good.  Saw it for the first time a couple of months ago.  Who knew?

Naught, THHG.  For Naught.

these all suck

I choked on my coffee

Exactly.  Yes, the bar was low, but not low enough.

Gay's got nothing to do with liking Madonna.  She was one of the biggest stars in the world, and every album/video/whatever she released was an event.  Straight boys aplenty got boners over her.

…a seemingly desperate fifty year old woman…