I think the most exciting thing about this is the comic potential of the ads they'll (not co-ordinate to) run.  The devastating effect of their (not combined) wit piped directly into primary voters' favorite shows' ad spaces should be one of the best things on TV this year.

War of the Simpsons is, I guess, just a weeeee bit before the show's absolute prime, but don't sleep on it.

Flaming Moe's is fucking awesome.  Where liquor in a jug/can warm you like a hug/happiness is just a Flaming Moe's away…

I think the expectations are just lower at 10pm.  You never know what you're gonna get, so you're more open to whatever shows up.

he means the new one, not the old one.

I thought if he's the one getting the blowjob, he's the "top".

flips coin

Or even now.

I prefer the unhappy reciever:

especially New Jersey.

Toughly housetrained wisewoman!

Now Spanish whores, on the other hand…

Pride and Prejudice and Bacteria

I wouldn't mind having my fist in her ass, if you know what I'm sayin'!

…and that's why you'll never be captain, Rich.

my god, that's brilliant casting

sounds like big fun.

I would also like to watch.  Maybe.  Are you both attractive with extraordinary genitalia?  Because I don't want to see that.

a better translation might be "ching chong chang chung", followed by a gong.

Are these the kind of boulders that require over-the-shoulder-holders, or the kind of boulders that slap the folders?