One of my best friends is Greek and he uses the Windex line about once an hour…yeah.

How I Met Your Mother can be left as is.

Pretty sure Vin Diesel's furry alter ego is a cougar.

I needed Sean O'Neal to remind me that Joe Biden exists and does things. That says all you need to know about the American Vice-Presidency.

The King's Speech is the Cinemax softcore to the DP gangbang of the BBC's Pride and Prejudice.

Hunger Games! This is going to be the longest three months of my life waiting for this movie.

Good call. The movie is probably going to suck, but I have a feeling it will be a glorious disaster.

I don't think you can call it a rip-off, since The Hunger Games is both thematically different and better.

Jon Huntsman forever!

Carrie Brownstein, nice call.

Fuck this season.

If Arsenal doesn't pull this out in the next three minutes, I'm crying into my vodka.

Christina Hendricks
Ewan McGregor
Alyson Hannigan
Rooney Mora
Jonathan Rhys Myers

I don't mind that JD and Elliot got back together, but I love their relationship in the first few seasons. They were two people who may have been "meant" to get together at some point, but they sure as hell weren't meant to at 26. To me, Scrubs is at its heart about growing up when you're in your early-mid 20s. Part…

Zack Handlen's slow unraveling over the last season of House was one of my favorite AV Club moments of 2011.

I used to have something like 23 (including foreign language ones).

We have some great local celebrations resplendent with drunk news anchors. Seriously, Janet Davies is hilarious when she's drunk, but should probably learn to cross her legs when she wears skirts.

This 23 year old chick will be hitting the bars. If that's old and decrepit enough behavior for you.

I'd watch the hell out of that.

Yes! Andy and Kathy make my year!