To me, the point of that joke is Mewes pinballing from talking about how he's going to suck everyone's dick to screaming gay slurs at people and how quick he goes between either.

It's kind of funny to imagine that Norton got beat up for nothing and still was a target for all kinds of shit in prison.

Apparently fundie Christian types exist who'll leave a tract on how to get saved rather than a tip.

So calling the book series Game of Thrones is a thing that's happening?

It seemed bland and the story seemed rushed. Other than Stanley Tucci, nobody wowed me as a far as performance and nothing surprised me as far as how they did it.

Unless the Mutts with kids faces were fucking each other, I see no reason to believe that it would blow PG-13. The studios can bully the MPAA into most anything when it doesn't involve Ess EEE EXXXX. 

The Graveyard Book, too.

Hunger Games has one third of that equation, actually. Or near enough.

Stupid Osama, now we'll never get a faithful adaptation of The Running Man.

I think it just proves that even a writer of cyrpto-Mormon sparkle-vampire represso porn can tell that The Hunger Games is pretty damn good.

I've not met a rich person as cartoonish as Colton, but his attitude is just small town ruling class turned up to 11 and given a lisp.

I hadn't thought about Bill much one way or the other before, but when he pointed out that Colton hadn't worked a day in his life, I cheered.

Exactly. You're ashamed to do so, which I commend you for.

TLC has been slightly less vile of late, as they are airing Dr. G Medical Examiner, a show that you might conceivably learn something from. They're don't let them film actual autopsies, though.

No, I'd think a Christian recognized with All-American status would know how to shoot a gun.

They weren't that normal. One of the few episodes I watched, one bit of drama revolved around the dude who coached football at Fordson High School having to decide whether to miss practice to attend a Ramadan dinner Muslim thingie at the White House.

This week's Lost Girl had the first admission that it was set in Canada rather than Generic Large North American Cityica, where Bo talks about going south of the border to see a prisoner on death row.

That show is Iran's rather esoteric revenge on the U.S. population for sitting by and letting our government help the Shah Mussadegh overthrow Iran's elected government and then spent 20 some years running a police state and torturing people.

I'm not saying they'll cut the House of the Undying, I'm saying they won't play the details of the dream Dany is having the same.

@avclub-f44e5f581e7f058880813901dfa1b55f:disqus Yeah, the actual solution to that equation is Life is Peachy-era Korn.