Sheltie, race riots are just the kind of thing that happen when you let a bunch of subhumans like the Irish into the country. 

The invasions of Canada were serious in that they were the whole reason for the war in the first place. The war was ostensibly about the Brits disrespecting U.S. ships at sea, but that had been going on the whole of the Napoleonic Wars.

I always wondered if Logan was supposed to Tristan returning, but they couldn't get the actor. My wife lusts after the dude who played Tristan to an uncomfortable degree.

I managed to skip through many commercials for this movie on my DVR without ever learning it was a sequel to another movie I never saw.

Cattle mutilations are up. 

My small town's underbelly was hanging way over its belt and it didn't wear a long-enough t-shirt. Its belly was mostly underbelly.

It looks like Beautiful Girls, but with Lauren Holly's character sorta mashed up with Timothy Huttons. And Patton Oswalt instead of Natalie Portman. And, someone else instead of Michael Rappaport.

I totally believed that's how those two would have sex. They were both afraid of their own shadows, to say nothing of their genitals. 

Selmy and Littlefinger came from the minor nobility, but that's still way ahead of Davos or Dunk from the prequels.

Everyone knows that Lieberal Hollywood commies tricked the American people into not paying good money to be hectored about trains and political philosophy for three hours. 

I have found memories of my parents fighting during Pictionary. 

Listening to Loveless these days, it's clear how innovative and influential it was, but the songs don't stand out enough enough for my taste. If I'd heard it in 1991, it'd have blown me away.

Mellon Collie is like the Use Your Illusion albums in that you could edit them down in a great, great record.

Corgan's great cover is of Thin Lizzy's Dancin in the Moonlight. It makes it more vulnerable and teenage-sounding. I wouldn't want to have to pick between the two versions. And I love Thin Lizzy.

Smith was also anti slavery before it was cool, to his credit. 

Well, he's not a plumber and his name is actually Sam. He's not good at the definitions of things. 

Chum Joely,
The claim would be that she was his employee and afraid of being fired. 

For what it's worth, when Seger recorded "Turn the Page" in 1972 he hadn't made it big yet. Even when the live version that you hear came out, he was apparently a big deal in Michigan, but nowhere else. (Wiki claims he headlined a show at the Silverdome in 1976 for 80,000 people and then got 1,000 at a gig in Chicago…

Anthrax's joke ballad from Attack of the Killer Bs came up on my shuffle the other day.

"Hurts So Good" by John Mellencamp