My wife watches it. She also enjoys horror movies a lot.

I'm not so sure about that. Little kids love attention, so I can see how they'd rather be put through beauty boot camp because that way they get to spend time with mommy instead of TV.

1. No way. Go watch "The Body" and tell me that.
2. Somewhat. They don't really know what to do with her after she makes her peace with resurrection.
3. She just has to be on the show, not hang out with me.

But his brother was Internet-dating a black woman! So he started to wear a doo rag!  Even though it was inappropriate to his own culture and appearance! Explain to me how the existence of black people and their hair accoutrements in Utah would not be hilarious?

It sucks about my brain damage.

Wow, I forgot people cared about that.

Isn't it meant to be Kansas City?

You're a daisy if you do, cobalt. 

My blackboard is on the fritz due to me not buying enough gold. Or else I could explain to you how this is Obama's fault.

Nobody's been able to figure out who to put "only the really bad one's that we're 100 percent sure of" into a practical law.

Appropriate, yes. But then we'd be the kind of people who torture people (more so than we already are). I'm not opposed to the death penalty because a lot of people don't richly deserve it.

Extraordinary cases make bad law. Sure, this case seems pretty clear Oddjob and his buddy were about the worst possible human beings they could be and did this. Unless everything science thinks it knows about DNA is wrong.

I'm sure my guns are okay, but I'm suspicious of your guns.

I tend to agree with Michael Moore. I took the point of "Bowling for Columbine" to be "Guns don't kill people, Americans kill people."

You're right, Sir Guy. It doesn't make any sense, I'll just hang him, or whatever. Whatever came over me.

District Whatever number it was in the books seemed to me like it should be Appalachia (lots of coal, woods, poor white folks). But I listened to it on audiobook and it was read by some woman who sounded like a Kennedy or something.

It's his exact same character he plays in everything, but placed in a more realistic context. His dickishness becomes clear when he's an overaged amusement park employee cheating on wife.

"Geeks can absolutely do that, but not for the same reasons as frat
guys. Not all geeks, of course, but there are certain people who develop
some anger at never being able to get a girl (especially if they are
going after the kind of girls who don't share their interests and would
usually date the frat guys instead).…

The scene were Sara begs him to come back and tries to fuck him seems like the kind of thing that only goes into a movie that's partly autobiographical wish-fufillment.

I remember reading about "Frankenhooker" in Time magazine. I was a pretty odd 12-year-old.