Josh, does your avatar inspire you like it does George Constanza?

IT'S ON FRIDAY NIGHT!
That's the dumping ground for shows. If FOX was truly behind this they would christen it with a American Idol lead-in, instead of Terminator, which doesn't seem to be doing well. I haven't seen this though, and haven't heard anything really good. If you think about it, it's like someone made…

Remember when Jesus went apeshit?
I remember that the only time Jesus went ballistic was when people were trying to profit off religion. Does anyone tell this anyone making bucco-bucks in this billion dollar industry?

Demetri Martin is great
If Steve Martin was getting big in this era he'd be hated by a good amount of hipster D-bags. However, I will not watch this show because it has a FUCKING LAUGH TRACK!

Leela is boring. Bender is easily the best sidekick.

My movie idea hangs in the balance…
I have an awesome WW2 movie idea I'm now writing as a screenplay, but after the failure of Valkyrie and Defiance I don't know if there's going to be such a market. Hopefully this doesn't bomb.

The best skits never make it on the compilations, such as the Christopher Walken talk show when he keeps talking about "fat cows."

NAY!

ALWAYS HATED MENCIA
What's striking is that David Cross says way more inciderary things and no one really cares because its sharp. I point out Cross because some people say Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle aren't criticized because they are black. But that's not it. It's because all of these comedians are smart. …

Once again:

The odd thing about terrorizing that family is that there really wasn't much at stake. It was one man's life (though it was the First Man). In the time-bomb scenario agents, one can argue, are allowed to torture because hundred, thousands or millions of lives are at stake. What is at stake at here? To save the…

Fogged up no more!
I'm getting out of that jar!

I like torture
when I watch it on 24. Though this torture is rather light (I don't believe it ever involves the genitals) I would still be against it in real life. However 24 always shows it in the confines of a ticking time-bomb situation, so it makes it more acceptable. It worries me though how many people think…

Making the Simpsons funny again
is the first thing I'd do with my Scientologist superpowers.

It reminds me of the time my brother and I told my dad we weren't going to church. When he was aghast and asked why, we told him "BECAUSE IT'S SATURDAY!!!!!"

Cera should be in THE SECRET HISTORY
If he wanted to escape from being pigeonholed as a awkward yet charming teen he should play a villain. I saw get him on the stuck-in-limbo "The Secret History" as Henry. Any fans of this book have any thoughts?

It's Bad Boys 2 meets The Santa Claus 3.

What was Tony doing for the quasi-CTU?
I guess it was to find out who was infiltrating the government, but in the process he was instrumental in giving the bad guys the CIP device, with all its god-like power, is which is sort of like handing them a hundred or so nukes. This mission was already a HUGE failure. So I…

No cell phones on planes?
Has it been addressed why the real traffic controllers couldn't call all the people each plane, hoping some of them had their cell phone on? They brought that up once it seems, then just left it hanging there. There seems to be a gaping hole here.

Do any of the tracks concern Outback? I was wondering if I should do that tonight? Or if I should pretend I was in Antarctica? Which one has the Bloomin' Onion?