There were no other characters than Dick on that show. Because Dick is EVERYTHING.

It's not too goofy. It's exactly the right amount of goofy, and also exciting and heartbreaking. And terrific and excellent and I love this just so much, can I have that show now?

Old Lace will be played by cut scenes from Primeval and Terra Nova. Victor is now the son of, oh, let's just say a random laptop.

And then he got scared and ran away from the big black cock. Symbolism!

Well, Steve was harmed, but nobody likes him. Seriously, fuck Steve.

Next season, on Zoo.

Then it wasn't good television and should be canceled.

It's really a shame that they didn't consult you before they made a decision.

I can read upside-down without a problem, but okay, I just flipped my tablet to see what you are talking about and I don't get it.

I will never get that Marvel criticism. Yes, they all have a huge fight in the end, and often that fight hinges on some MacGuffin. So what? Should they just end with a friendly discussion?

Where do I go if I want to see the blue alien creature from Lilo and Stitch naked? …asking for a friend.

See, your mistake was thinking that Uproxx and The AV Club were respectable outlets.

Even pre-Internet. Who killed JR?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT SODA CAN?

I know The Outs and enjoyd its first season, but sadly the creator then trashtalked about Looking and I didn't care anymore.

To be fair, Hannibal hardcore fans are just a different kind of obnoxious.

Ater the Looking-pilot aired, I went to a gay online forum to read the reactions and half of them were "Why is it always only about sex?" and the other half was "Hated it, this was nothing like Queer As Folk!" Never went back and just enjoyed the show in peace.

Well, is Captain America still Hydra? He is? Well, then yes, they are.

It's like how the showrunner of MTV's Faking It, a show that featured straight and gay and lesbian and bi and transgender and even intersex people, has constantly been called a liar and a traitor just because the main female couple some fans really wanted never happened. Same thing happened to the showrunner of Teen…

No, the Regular Show fandom is definitely not that bad. Probably mostly because it's a lot smaller.