This looks nothing like Crystal Pepsi!

Their sheets aren't white, they are marble.

You can only earn Peanuts with such a concept.

Straight propaganda strikes again.

Mindy Kaling's next book will probably just be a collection of funny typos from Mindy Project scripts and some selfies.

Well, good for her, but it made my homework assignment really difficult!

Today you need abs and apps! …is something I would say in my failed stand-up routine about modern dating.

My grandma also grew up during that time, here in Germany, and I had to write about her experiences for school once. All she told me was how the girls in our town were all sent to the countryside for the summer and she rode on some horses.

That girl could write some harrowing prose now though.

Read It Between Mindy Kaling's Two Books

Finally some new insights about growing up during World War 2 and… oh, she's 36? Not born in 36? Well, I guess this could still be a good read. Like, I heard dating is really hard nowadays.

I totally just mis-read that as "She was in Matt Damon". That would have been a far more interesting book.

"See James Franco and Nick Jonas in Queerbait - The Movie!"

Wait, are you telling me that stuff is actually happening and all those FraternityX porn videos didn't lie to me? This changes everything.

I don't know, let's ask Cate Blanchett's Oscar.

It's coming from some very dark, fucked-up places.

Hey, has anyone mentioned yet that Laurel Lance wasn't that beloved? I don't want this most important point in an essay about representation to be overlooked.

I just loved how it brought out all the idiots on Twitter telling the world they'd stop watching that *gasp* there are gay characters in the show. And it was really telling how a lot of people saw more in their mind ("EXPLICIT PENETRATION!") than was actually shown on the screen.

Any man calling a woman a "fair maiden" in the 23rd century is definitely trying way too hard.

Twitter outrage has been surprisingly low so far. Guess the black female Iron Man yesterday exhausted everyone.