Wouldn't want to disappoint a man of the cloth
But that shit got icier than Christmas on Hoth
Rappin' J won the day,
Held the crowd's sway
but 2mak may be back again some day…

I have to break character at this point to say the following:
This has been incredibly enjoyable and I have to give mad props to @Rappin_Jake_Sisko for playing along with the initial call-out and responding with some truly dizzying rhymes that were just incredible in their flow and in-depth content. Of all the novelty…

Varon T Distruption? More like Starfleet Judo
You got more duds than Tiberius has got Green Hoes
Yeah I'll be in sickbay to pay my last respects
to the corpse of a brother who didn't know how to genuflect

Chump had a week to prepare, ain't got nothing to show?
Man you got less toys than Kivas Fajo
Rollin' in the Rio Grande you better let Nog drive
because if you ride like you rhyme you won't get out alive

Much appreciated, Rappin' Jake, you're a man of class
I'll start a new thread, and I'll start it up fast

Rebuttle accepted, Rappin' Jake
Then we'll see who's the real fake
My gammas and your alphas? it's about to get rude
the first ever interquadrant turf feud

Rebuttle accepted, Rappin' Jake
Then we'll see who's the real fake
My gammas and your alphas? it's about to get rude
the first ever interquadrant turf feud

I see Rap Battle Protocol ain't neccessary
for the two-baggin son of the Emissary
but I don't need Onaya strokin' my head
to lay down the rhymes and knock you dead

Rappin Jake S, we meet at last
No man has gone before but I had to make a pass
I've observed your flow but I must admit
Your words got rhythm but yo presence ain't shit