AUNT SASSY!!! i'm here for all your comebacks.

one of my favorites is the magic conch episode. squidward frying up his bug while patrick and spongebob feast on their picnic bounty that fell from the sky is the best. the best i tell you.

according to jay, the song is actually about a drug sniffing dog not finding his stash. so the song really is about a bitch, but you know the dog kind and not the xtina aguilera kind.

i just saw his face in my mind and it broke my heart. of all the contestants on the show i would support a jamar album and tour. he's just so sweet and i want good things for him.

i hate xtina's coaching style and critiques. everything must harken back to her. well i picked this song for moses like 6 months ago. good for you! i sang this song when i was 7. great? i really hate when she starts telling people how she would sing it. no1curr how you would sing it. this is why your last album, tour…

i wanted to hold him tightly. he's like, dang cee-lo just sold me out and i bought all dem goodie mob records. me too, jamar. me too.

after she puts on her vote counting pants. the only time she puts on pants is when she means business.

her story was so sad in the sense that you have a contestant that's hiv positive. and she's like, i was worried i would never sing again, u guiz, you know cause of the mold and the doody particles!

and taking you to heaven in like the sense that you're an angel and not from a mind blowing full body orgasm.

your posting is one dimensional, lady! jk. i love.

i believe so. what a disaster that will be. i bet chris mann has an "original" song about never changing and believing in your dream.

dammit yall. i meant to post this further down.

in all fairness adam had already saved katrina twice. i think he knew all along that he wanted to bring tony to the finals so he had to tip the scales.

the styling of katrina was so off-putting to me. like, i'm not adele, but look at my cat eyes and bump it. twinsies! i also just could never figure out if she had a personality or not. she seemed so meek.

right? i'd like to see tony win just to finish the master class in trolling that he and adam have been putting on.

this is why i hate the "team" aspect of the show. you have jamar not going to the finals while karaoke singer jermaine coasted through because he wasn't the worst on his team. i'd love for it to be less disjointed and have the performers perform weekly and people be eliminated not based on teams but votes, so that by…

i thought the same thing about katrina's styling. let's not invite the adele voice comparisons by making you look exactly like adele. it's almost as funny as her tragic mold allergy.

i'd have rather they came out and performed soul food. no1curr about new goodie mob songs. he also borrowed ross gellar's teeth whitening tray. "i did this for you."

i remembered him. i actually had an eleven year old reaction to his name. i kicked the air and texted my friend something like oMG SpOt ToNy lUcCa On tEh vOiCe?!!11! he's always been super good looking unlike gosling who was not cute at all on the mickey mouse club.