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Well, I don't wanna look like a freak…

Oh man, I would LOVE to see "William H. Macy in: Hurricane Neddy."

I don't even know if you could call some of these "minimalist." Like, compare Marge and Maggie's posters to Bart and Lisa's. The former could legitimately be called minimalist. And the latter two… Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge is full of detail (and is pretty far from a defining attribute of Bart's), and Lisa's…

I think it's just generally Patty and Selma.

Haha, this actually happened in real life— the NFL made a deal with Microsoft to use Surface tablets exclusively on the sidelines and such, but announcers kept calling them "iPads".

That haircut wasn't doing her any favors.

Really? It's been in use for a long time. I can't remember where I first saw it, but according to Wikipedia…

"market" is a verb. "long pig" is a euphemism for human meat sold or prepared for consumption.

All I know is my gut says "maybe."

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I see something something "coming im not afraid to die." But I enjoyed your interpretation enough to upvote it.

Have you been watching Big Time in Hollywood, FL? The "two weeks" line made me think of it.

I love how implausible the claims have become. Yeah, I'm sure someone who bought into your spam package is now driving a Lotus Elan.

I feel the same way about Jurassic Bark. All our family pets died horrible deaths before we had the chance to get attached to them, so it really didn't do much for me— especially since the final twist was just a tacked-on manipulation of the audience.

Really impressive how long the writers sat on that "tally me banana" line.

Wouldn't that make the one competent villain atypical, implying that "just another Elmore Leonard villain" is as I described? (I'm sure that's the implication the other poster is going for.)

"And here to introduce Rage Against the Machine… the machine."

I love the early seasons after going back to watch them much later in life. I think the other answers given are pretty good.

Because Elmore Leonard villains tend to be stupid criminals who think they're smart, and that is their downfall.