No time for people who try to use me to feel better about themselves. Keep telling yourself you're super-smart.

You called her unprofessional. An example of her being the most professional is not irrelevant, it's the opposite: exactly and entirely relevant.

I'm just mirroring your answer when you were asked to provide one. Provide one yourself instead of hiding behind the quote I posted, then we'll talk.

It wasn't far removed from the status quo. And the fact that the season opener had a montage previewing everything that would happen in the season managed to make what actually had the chance of being a surprise even more predictable.

What, "Closing Time" is?

They say that now, but it's 3:15 and I still don't see it!

His character definitely seemed like a guy who lived in reality, instead of Pawnee.

Just his career. I mean, he got himself uninvited from Grown-Ups 2, and I'm not sure anyone besides Adam Sandler could stand him anymore anyway.

Brian Fellows was one I missed, especially with Tracy Morgan's current state of well-being. At least we got a little bit of Astronaut Jones in there.

Yes, I meant victim. And you're absolutely right, and it was absolutely insane and galling. O'Reilly's a piece of shit, and I get sick of hearing people talk about him like he's one of the better/more self-aware Fox News hosts.

Funny thing to say considering she was the only one of the comedians professional enough not to break.

I guess I'm the only one who thought Swift pulled it off pretty well.

I saw Chris Lowell (Veronica Mars, Enlisted) in the audience at one point

I think all you really need to know about Chevy Chase is that he had a 40 year career and basically has made/kept no friends from it.

Funeral came out eleven years ago.

Is it available on any platform besides iOS?

His hair in the 1980s was pretty funny.

Was Victoria Jackson not invited on the tour?

The "If the guest star gives the best performance, it's not a good sketch" metric has held me in pretty good stead over the years. (See also, the Roxbury brothers, which was at its best the very first time they did it, with Jim Carrey.)

Oh, certainly.