I think you mean To Thrill a Cock in Her.

The Great Gashby makes a fine product.

Sex gel that's incompatible with latex? That's like a glans that's allergic to recta.

No, that's OMC.

If Pats fans get to complain about how Spygate (and Ballghazi) was overblown/misremembered, I gotta stick up for the Saints. Even beyond the "everybody does it" defense, and the fact that Gregg Williams, the defensive coordinator, had a history of doing this at basically every stop he coached at (he also made his name…

Who do you want playing QB for Houston next year?

I've gotten into the Draft a lot recently, mostly as an intellectual challenge to try to form my own opinions on prospects and figure out where teams consistently make mistakes. (I like studying things where the gap between what we know and what we could know is still large.) There are also a lot of really good…

I like how nothing in this comment indicates whether your feelings about the celebration are positive or negative.

Your avatar and comment make me really want to see/hear a Baby Cakes diary where he explains how the Super Bowl was rigged.

Counterpoint: An undrafted rookie who had barely played this season knew exactly what was coming based on the formation and broke on the route as soon as the ball was snapped.

That's what really makes the play a bad call for me. I don't even hate the idea of calling one pass play there instead of running, but if the play you're calling is one you've run so much that the defender knows exactly which route to jump to intercept your pass, then you fucked up somewhere. (That is also what…

Second the Combine (and the NFL Draft in general). I'm a bit of a draft junkie, in large part because I think there's a lot we (and even NFL teams) don't know about what makes a successful prospect. And I always love how teams grossly overrate what a guy does in a workout over how he plays football: Teddy Bridgewater…

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" and "Lust For Life."

It's not really his fault Mike McCarthy shuts down the passing game as soon as they get ahead and never goes for it on 4th-and-short.

I think by "the randomness of the plays called" Cuban means game theory but is trying to dumb it down for the expected audience.

And, of course, because we'll always have George Costanza dragging it behind his car while trying to get fired.

Teti, you can't leave us for the offseason! Who will lead our discussions on the ridiculous spectacle that is the NFL draft process? Who will give us the space to make fun of obviously terrible free-agent decisions? We need B&T now more than ever!

Fun fact: the head coach whose refusal to call a kneel down led to the Miracle was fired the next day and never worked in the NFL again.

All I could think of was "lakes" or "Canada," and the latter makes even less sense.

Shiiiiiit, Glenn Howerton and Key and Peele were all on Fargo, and yet they chose to do a tribute to True Detective on their respective shows this season.