What's to think? He "ironically" shits on everything and seems to have a 19th-century attitude about homosexuality.

I think that's part of the reason I was slow to finish season 1 and pick up season 2. I enjoyed it, but rarely enough that I was like "Man, I GOTTA keep watching this!"

That's a bummer. I mostly enjoyed their work. On the other hand, I haven't been watching the second season, so I can't help but feel that this is somehow my fault.

Benching players for a fumble is so dumb. "Hey, in a performance-based sport where your mind needs to be engaged with the immediate task at hand, let's punish you for a largely random occurrence so that you can be overly concerned about it in the future and thus distracted from your performance in the immediate…

James Patterson is a real person? I mean, I figured he was just a name attached to a series of airport novels, but I didn't know he actually existed. I thought he was just a nom de plume.

more to the point, it's probably a "gotcha" thing where they think they've navigated the argument away from climate change to political hypocrisy/patrician entitlement.

Slate's Mike Pesca came up with the best name for this controversy I've heard yet: "PSIran-Contra."

I could totally see Paltrow referring to Elton John as "Reg," then saying "Oh, we're friends."

Wait, Mortdecai is British? All this time I thought the premise of the movie was "Let's let Johnny Depp dress up like Seth Bullock and then film him running around doing stuff for a while."

But they use his supposed/apparent hypocrisy to discount climate change as an actual phenomenon that is happening.

The problem is

Well, they have OPOY and DPOY, but these generally are regarded as stat-compiling awards, not player value ones.

Who's "Edward Armorow"?

Bob Kraft and Steve Bisciotti are friends of Goodell's. Tom Benson isn't. Ergo, investigations into the Pats and Ravens have been done with minimal effort to uncover the truth, whereas Goodell left no stone unturned and in fact flat-out made shit up in order to punish the Saints.

Nothing came "easy" or "easier" for me growing up poor as one of two kids of a single mother scraping to get by, or as a victim of abuse by her second husband.

I mean, conspiracy to commit murder is worse than kidnapping, but @cutlass12 is right that kidnapping a government official from another country and forcibly extraditing him would cause an INCREDIBLE shitstorm if it got out.

"The anus is on you"

Filled balls? Getting soft?…

Honesty is the second-best policy. Continued freedom and survival is the best policy.

We covered the Texans' track record of drafting already, right?