Move over, OC, we have a new leader!

I heard she's got the biggest car in the holler.

Failed Fredsies

Blind Side: Happyjackin' postaton

The best part was that he sat down to eat—with his back to the stage.

that's because it was terrible

If anyone would have seen it

Bitch stole my skull

And don't try to defend these guys, either, or risk attack. I know that from experience.

More like crawled back

Baby Pranks
Why isn't anybody making this into a feature film—-or at least a Jerry Seinfeld-produced terrible reality show?:

What's the difference between a dump truck full of bowling balls and a dump truck full of dead babies?

You're all getting brand-new German cuckoo clocks!

How 'bout "Now you know what I know"?

It's Marah. You know, from accounting. yes, THAT Marah. I know, I can't believe she'd show her face around here after what happened at the Christmas party…

It's no Vernor's

What in the world is in that bag?

Hipsterista

Teddy Bear Star Wipe
Why have hamburger when you can have steak?

There's a block of Airwolf on the alternate ABC channel here in Columbus, Ohio. There's your Airwolf!