That guy definitely didn't come for the fellowship.

Both leave me feeling icky—and sore

Lumbergh fucked 'er

Anis to Anis

*Baldwin could not be reached for comment, as he was playing Galaga for 15 consecutive hours*

^^^This comment was so good, Tobias tweeted it. Congratualtions!

what a waste of a thread.

Rubes?

Dirty knees

Splin-ter

Hate all you want, but Tom is both prolific and insightful.

It's actually just a stepladder next to the water fountain.

bit(s)

You're willing to sacrifice a beautiful woman for a moderately attractive monkey?

"Buck Owens in the graveyard. Poppa's in the pen"

North Haverbrook

He had a good appearance on Chappelle's Show.

Where I come from, we call it "Chili's."

I found a missing t

It's Don now.