He typed that column with a dialing wand

@Riff—this was a week after he handed out sheet music to "In the Garden of Eden," right?

Go away, baitin' Totz!

You've done it again!

@warmotor: I'm sick of looking at that finger. I hope it falls off from you smoking too much.

That headless bat is holding out for more brains.

Or Jack London?

Where's my whiskey? I'ma get to' up

I don't have a back!
That blob Rogen is e'erywhere!

Jere is on to something, I think. I find the earlier episodes almost "comforting," as I have seen them dozens of times in syndication. Perhaps we should watch the past 10 years dozens of times; it might make them comforting, too.

Way to back off with a non-sequitor, douche

Bill Cosby killed Chappelle Show, man!

It looks like two esses intertwined

I prefer my "Celebrity Apprentice" jarts

Va Jay Jay

Obscure?

Word

Saying he's from Detroit is like saying Spencer Pratt is from Watts.

Prison Wine's Apartment: He makes sure your ear holes are the only orifice left open—to hear the beatz.

I think I've seen that tat on Jeopardy before…