You could have told me that was Henry Winkler, and I would have believed you.

or Spamturd

caliendo

yes, maybe it should be spelled that way, too.

La Bamba

"Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

e) get your asschecks pierced together

You also forgot, "Looks like he's having fun out there."

It's milquetoasts

YOU CAN'T STOP A WOMAN FROM SHOPPIN'!

We've already got T.a.t.U

Shredder wasn't actually crushed by the garbage truck!