Vengeance was sleeping, but a New Pornos CD to the head is all it takes to wake her up.

Yessssssss

Feminists can't win on that one. She's either marginalized and literally invisible or objectified and her boobs are showing. Way to Catch-22, Alba. Thanks.

She makes housewives put rat poison in brownies through the power of television, and that is not a thing that should happen to b
No! Won't somebody think of the brownies?!

@Cheapskate Kid- Because of the activity you are currently engaging in, I think I like you.

Ray Stevens IS the punchline.

Sometimes a parrot talks.

He looks like a young Mickey Rourke
…if Mickey Rourke had looked more fucked up when he was younger.

I hope Sufjan Stevens actually does step out of the indie orchestra sound…
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
He did a song called "In The Words of The Governor" a few years back that sounded nothing like anything on his albums, it was pretty fantastic.

#Donald4Riddler

The White Album, guys. The White Album.

Hooray! It will be just like art school all over again, except this time none of these wangs will be judging me back!

Is the AV Club going to review this regularly?
Please say yes.

For the purposes of this game, Andrew "PENIIIIIIIIIIIIS" Fleming.

No, Vampire Weekend is drawing from a lot of the same influences as Graceland/Rhythm of the Saints-era Paul Simon. I'm a huge Paul Simon fan too, and you can trace a direct line between a song like "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" and "Campus".

Jenny Lewis + Stuart Murdoch duet = SRS INDIE BONERS

That's so sweet. Maybe you and I can meet at a concert and make really awkward small talk about all the other bands we like, and then wander out into the misty late evening light and talk until all the crowds have gone home. I'll peer up at your from inside my anorak and adjust my glasses nervously, then run my…

I liked Vampire Weekend better back in the 80's when they were called "Paul Simon".

How many people are in B&S? Are they a twee-o?

Bill Donohue etc
Are a bunch of wangs who have a long history of protesting perfectly reasonable decisions and using their weight to get people fired (Donohue was responsible for making sure Amanda Marcotte, one of my favorite bloggers, got fired as the official blogger for the Edwards campaign. He freaked out that…