Well, it does make it harder to take a restroom break at his concerts.

Meanwhile, Billy Joel hasn't released a studio album since 1993.

This "Jurassic Park 3D" movie is only in ninth place!  Ha!

You forgot Spies Like Us.

"Live and Let Die" would like a word with Rolling Stone.

By 1976, he had figured out how to end the song, so there's that.

It sure helped break the Hedley/Down With Webster/Billy Talent logjam.

I didn't literally mean the hits of summer '86 and '06, but the popular films over the course of the preceding and following decade.  But can you imagine a movie like "Platoon" and a movie starring a beer spokesman being among the highest grossing movie of the year?!

It also came out before "Twister", so I still win.  Did seem like it should have been more popular, though.

Twister is probably one of the most influential movies in recent Hollywood history, according to me.

Good luck coming up with iconic Superman music, Hans Zimmer.   Nothing to live up to there.

So, in other words, as soon as that sucker hit 88, we're going to see some serious s***.

Find me someone who describes a marathon as a "party" and yes, I'd agree that it's bad timing.

I'm still waiting for the Salvation Army movie.   How much have we donated to them?

I'm the guy who saw "Scary Movie V" this weekend.   I saw "Scary Movie IV" because of the whole Zucker/Proft connection, and thought, how bad could it be?   Truth is, IV was genuinely funny in places.

I went too fast?  I go too fast.

T-Rex doesn't eat cars any more.  Now he only eats guitars.

I want a prequel set in London in the 1940s called FLEA PARK. 

Thinking Machines supercomputers.

Speed was "Die Hard on a Bus."