Tell that to Star Wars.

Which begs the question - do teenagers care about Men in Black?  If you're say, seventeen, the first one came out when you were two, and you would have been seven for the first sequel.

Which begs the question - do teenagers care about Men in Black?  If you're say, seventeen, the first one came out when you were two, and you would have been seven for the first sequel.

If you're going to call your soundtrack song "Back in Time," and it's going to be from a sci-fi comedy exec. produced by Steven Spielberg, the obvious classic song to sample is…

If you're going to call your soundtrack song "Back in Time," and it's going to be from a sci-fi comedy exec. produced by Steven Spielberg, the obvious classic song to sample is…

What if you don't want to be seen kissing Anthony Michael Hall?

What if you don't want to be seen kissing Anthony Michael Hall?

1997's "Men in Black" (I hate calling movies Men in Black 1, etc.) was only 98 minutes, which is probably the shortest sci-fi blockbuster ever.   It's shorter even that it's closest antecedent, Ghostbusters 1.

1997's "Men in Black" (I hate calling movies Men in Black 1, etc.) was only 98 minutes, which is probably the shortest sci-fi blockbuster ever.   It's shorter even that it's closest antecedent, Ghostbusters 1.

Yeah.  Hard to believe he wasn't directed a truly great film since "RV."

Yeah.  Hard to believe he wasn't directed a truly great film since "RV."

This is a low.

This is a low.

Remember the Blur v. Oasis "war" climaxed with a battle for number one single between the first single from Morning Glory and The Great Escape?

Remember the Blur v. Oasis "war" climaxed with a battle for number one single between the first single from Morning Glory and The Great Escape?

[Jay Leno Elizabeth Warren joke]

[Jay Leno Elizabeth Warren joke]

John Williams' music for "Hook" was one of the best scores he's ever done.

John Williams' music for "Hook" was one of the best scores he's ever done.

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