"no hunger strike don't click this" should be the headline

we really need to start redefining what "headline" news means. let's not start byway of an entertainment news site though. let's meet where the real people meet and have this discussion.

i am one of the worlds greatest living songwriters and am quite content to go on unknown, lost and forgotten to the endless nothing of all of time and space and everything in between and outside. what makes me miserable is the unnecessary mundane task of life barely acknowledged outside of our own personal and…

who cares

what is it a bit

are you just describing what we all just watched?

i watched that david pumpkins sketch 4 times in a row. damn tom hanks can do things. he could be a weird old guy character actor

it doesn't rival the doctor who theme

who are the pervs writing this brilliant stuff

the timeline of avclubs decline is moving a lot faster than i thought it would

that's cool

are those modest mouse lyrics references or something cause i have no fucking idea what you are saying and it basically all sounds like confusing and pointless garbage that seems humorless even if i did get the references

from the title it's good to know you at least know you have no fucking clue what garbage is coming out of your mouths

i think if you can't even like this then you just aren't into patton oswalt and his rants. so i guess ive settled on just not being into it. at least in his spirit this is also really just forcing clever out.

this is what looking/sounding pretty gets you. gross.

sufjan stevens is insufjanerable

enlightenment comes in all shapes and sizes. you don't have to hold yourself back

im saying if you took the world seriously, if you actually cared about other people and held yourself actually personally responsible beyond just paying for your bills, then you would be alone and depressed in a tiny room constantly on the edge of killing yourself. if you are sitting around laughing your ass off,…

they should be smart enough to stop not giving a fuck and focus on actually really important shit that they have the power to change as opposed to their reality when they were 10 years old

what's kind of funny is that i don't know who any of those people are who have verified accounts. can you just buy that check mark now?