My money would be on GG Allin if he were still alive.

It's a fremium app…the full app requires the purchase of an Ivy League English Lit degree.

Fuck…I wish I still had my rather rare copy of Deities & Demigods (the one with the Cthulu and Melnibonean mythoses). I'd be able to verify what the hell Mi-go classify as…

Sorry The Onion, you've ruined the simple pleasures of moleskine for us:

Cover and camo are for cowards!

With the recent death rate of our collective musical gods, it's probably in your best interest to plunk down the cash to see four sexagenarian German guys in spandex ignore you for two hours.

BEEP BOOP….BROOIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!

Sheesh…can't people just get drunk and draw cocks like the rest of us?

It's not fun trying to conceal an erection in an open plan office…

For someone born into a family of old money billionaires, it was surprising to hear how concerned with money JLD is.

Next up on the cultural treasure death list….

I talked with her briefly before her set at the Acme in Minneapolis once. Super nice and she even had her pug (Blossom?) there too.

Pretty sure all those Gaslight Anthem songs referencing a "Maria" are about her.

Whenever I hear this song, I substitute the "rain" with "pee".

Hopefully for extra realism it includes an inane ongoing conversation between the barista and a friend of theirs as a line of annoyed, caffeine deprived customers wait.

Torgo?

LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL

In the meantime, my Alfred Lord Venison burger toils in obscurity…

1. Get six months living expenses in an emergency fund (liquid account of some sort)
2. Max out 401k (based around total stock market index fund)
3. Max out Roth IRA
4. Put remainder in taxable index funds.

An airtight syllogism if I've ever heard one.