Holy hell can Krysten Ritter wear the fuck out of a pair of jeans.

S-M-R-T!

Either that or the USA network just adds 40 lbs.

BC must've been hitting the gym since his Burn Notice days, just sayin.

Shinji Kojima?

MARMITE!

SWEET! And we don't have Mr. Poopy Butthole rubbing our faces in it either!

Shinji Kojima?

There are more people playing D&D now than ever.

I find daily uses for the EHRMEGERHD translator app:

I sure could go for (does math) - 20 tacos right now.

As long as it contains at least one of the last of the V8 Interceptors.

Bummer, will we still get more barbed chastity belts though?

Well aren't you a dervish of declension!

Hot dolphin!

Just watch the Raising Gazorpazorp episode of Rick and Morty instead.

I wear this crown of squanch
upon my squancher's chair.

Nazi Supermen are Our Superiors

Dr. Rockso remembers the good old days b-b-b-baby!

Magic ticket my ass, McBain!