I'll get the Kickstarter going for this.

"Well, he does do less heroin than Jimmy…"

Too reminiscent of your job?

Hmmm…circle jerk simulator….

Alan Turing (also a gay ex-man).

'Weird' is a 9th level Wizard spell:

Thanks Kentucky!

Now let's go back to that…building thingy…where our beds and TV…is.

I'm gonna jerk off in your $10 bowl of oatmeal.

Or Anal Cunt

Oh my god I can't believe how much I don't care!

I say it's an insidious plot from NK to destroy SK via the Kim Jong Un diet.

Henry Rollins - The Smallest Penis in Show Business!

$200 shy, but yes.

Golden showers in her Water Fountain.

He aint' too fond of Natasha Lyonne either.

Michael Rapaport certainly is a Great Negroe Actor.

Aye, the hot pants.

Ah, duh. I was envisioning some sort of accessory for formal hipster evening dress.

Cocktail Sword? How is this not a thing!?