True, they wouldn't pass muster of the Mexican Department of Food.

Well, That Kobosashi kid could handle it.

You know you're a big band when your manager (Paul McGuinness) gets animated too.

I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now. Taco Bell I'm looking in your direction.

Potatoman!

Whooping cough is back, in Pog form!

Here Comes A Regular (Patient at Physical Therapy)

Can't Hardly Wait (For New Knees)

Sorry Ma Forgot To Take Out the Trash On Account Of My Anterior Cruciate Ligaments

Seconded.

Dude…Are you being sarcastic?

Please direct your ire at Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Baldrick, the cocker spaniel please!

AV Clubbers need Netfilx!

Right on cubing the butter before freezing. I use a pastry blender and do it by hand. For extra height, I arrange the biscuits in the corner of a baking sheet (with a sil-pat). By having them touching from the get go, the only way for them to expand is up (also, use a liberal amount of double acting baking powder).

Rastafy 10%, etc…

Essen die Scheiße!

It should be noted that I am an avid cyclist who commutes to work on whichever bike in my inventory tickles my fancy that day - But some of this shit is just out of hand…

Bike Valet == Peak Hipster

Loki, what did you mean when you said "Feel my scales, donkey donkey donkey donkey"?