Will the Four Yorkshiremen make an appearance?

Still more respectable than the Winklevoss twins.

Hopefully this will contain some of Rudyard Kipling's musings on the White Man's Burden.

And that little boy grew up to be…a Scientologist.

No shit…Damn Minnesota blue laws. If we could get beer on a Sunday we'd show those smug Wisconsinites who's the drunkest state!

One does not simply walk into a liquor store.

OF CUTTLEFISH!

Still got nothing on Gene Simmons.

Next thing you know, Schwartzenegger will be carrying a Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.

I remember the good old days when people didn't brag about banging coke dealers for gifts.

Crom laughs at your four winds. he laughs from his mountain!

Varg is a douchnozzle, but I loves me some Burzum.

Or to paraphrase Balsac, "It's not rape if it's dead".

I doubt it is actually the case, but since I can't really make out the bagpipes in the background I'm just going to assume that they are playing the intro to 'Horror of Yig'

MARMITE

The guy on my streetcorner must be a pirate, he has a big feather in his hat and is always yelling "YO HO". Pretty sure he drinks congac though, not rum.

Can't argue that.

Or keep a flask in your suit jacket, next to your switchblade and opium pipe.

You just described the opening pages of a Tom of Finland comic.

The ball-gag clause in the offer doesn't help either.