I used to be a notary for a credit union job I had after college, and technically, what we had to keep reminding people (so they didn't come back waving things in our faces later screaming about breach of contract) is that the only thing my notary seal was verifying was that it was THAT PERSON'S signature.  Not the…

I used to be a notary for a credit union job I had after college, and technically, what we had to keep reminding people (so they didn't come back waving things in our faces later screaming about breach of contract) is that the only thing my notary seal was verifying was that it was THAT PERSON'S signature.  Not the…

(sonofabitch.)

(sonofabitch.)

MoB were not there… it was the next generation, the harder-core stuff  — DYS, Gang Green, Slapshot, Jerry's Kids, the FUs, etc.  A very good time, but I seem to remember hearing about a scuffle between art-punks and those "kids" at Mission of Burma's original farewell show.

MoB were not there… it was the next generation, the harder-core stuff  — DYS, Gang Green, Slapshot, Jerry's Kids, the FUs, etc.  A very good time, but I seem to remember hearing about a scuffle between art-punks and those "kids" at Mission of Burma's original farewell show.

As an amused American, I think Lower Sackville adjacent to Taintburgh.

As an amused American, I think Lower Sackville adjacent to Taintburgh.

That worked out well last time I saw them.  They gazed at their shoes and my wife and I gazed at the beautiful bassist as the band absolutely SLAYED the little club.

That worked out well last time I saw them.  They gazed at their shoes and my wife and I gazed at the beautiful bassist as the band absolutely SLAYED the little club.

I've seen through your attempt to lower expectations, Kevin Shields!  Posing as "Oh. That Knife…" on the AV Club.  You were ON hand it over, and you must've BOOBY TRAPPED it so that you could lower the bar for Dino Jr to jump and somehow KNEW back in '97 that there would be these expectations in 2012 so you could…

I've seen through your attempt to lower expectations, Kevin Shields!  Posing as "Oh. That Knife…" on the AV Club.  You were ON hand it over, and you must've BOOBY TRAPPED it so that you could lower the bar for Dino Jr to jump and somehow KNEW back in '97 that there would be these expectations in 2012 so you could…

Hope not.  For what it was, The Matador was fantastic.  And one of the few movies to have an awesome trailer — that it lived up to (The Cramps, speedo-lobby-walk, shark, title card.  Perfect.).  But I would like to see a version with a little blue horse replacing Kinnear.  Kinda like a "Pokey" to Brosnan's washed-up…

Hope not.  For what it was, The Matador was fantastic.  And one of the few movies to have an awesome trailer — that it lived up to (The Cramps, speedo-lobby-walk, shark, title card.  Perfect.).  But I would like to see a version with a little blue horse replacing Kinnear.  Kinda like a "Pokey" to Brosnan's washed-up…

"re-BUTT".

"re-BUTT".

Black Dynamite is 20 minutes too long for perfection, but it is most certainly the BEST, alexremington.

Black Dynamite is 20 minutes too long for perfection, but it is most certainly the BEST, alexremington.

While I couldn't agree more, I do have to give a little credit to the Philip Glass score on the DVD that came out a while back.  It was a little disconcerting hearing so much music throughout, but it was effectively creepy.

While I couldn't agree more, I do have to give a little credit to the Philip Glass score on the DVD that came out a while back.  It was a little disconcerting hearing so much music throughout, but it was effectively creepy.