Wait.

I'm going to paraphrase Virginia to explain why I will give this show another season:

Jake, I have an important question.

Do hyphenates warrant two slaps or one?

I wish One Million Moms' Moms had been more pro-choice.

Pleading to a misdemeanor is, in fact, a conviction, Sean Penn's publicity team.

But also, Nick at Nite is apparently the new reposted accounts

Home Alone came out in November. Die Hard came out in July. Trading Places came out in June. What's your point?

But… It's a Christmas movie.

By the time this book comes out, it'll be the other side of summer, but you know what? I'm not angry. Memoirs by musicians are all the rage these days.

I like to think that Ronnie thought he was talking to William McKinley.

You gotta be pretty athletic to suck your own dick.

Claude Dumet's failed Willy Wonka roll into a semi-failed double dramatic unmasking was unbelievable.

Reagan as a dementia-ridden asshole who loves jelly beans seems pretty damn spot on to me.

I'm really curious about why MTV gave it pi stars

Strongly appreciated the Larry and Conan lockers in the tag.

As someone who works on a psych unit that is often filled with suicidal and recently suicidal college students - predominantly women, at that - the shot near the end of Brook being really and truly accepted into a community, one that understands how far down in the hole she's been, brought me to tears.

Based on both "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" and I believe "Come Original" or some other 311 song that was playing, it's gotta be summer or fall of 1999, @avclub-ce7da3812ed2a993e2194cd75e94b18b:disqus

I mean, O'Neill's pretty justified, though. Red velvet anything is bullshit.

You want better for Red and/or Kate Mulgrew?