Blood of Hitler.

Of course not. We all know golfers are surprisingly good fighters.

A minor quibble that has probably already been brought up, but Hannibal and Will's cuts were not on the same sides of the face. They were on opposite sides, such that they mirror one another when looking at each other, but also such that, when sitting side by side, they present their best sides to the world and the…

For fuck's sake, Savoy Truffle is great.

Watching this, I could not help but notice two things:

I'm Only Sleeping, guys.

Let that be it, Dan.

I mean, fiber's not very exciting.

People still use mousepads?

Matt Gourley in the tag was so bizarrely hilarious.

Greenblatt hasn't had anything to greenlight because Zucker poisoned the soil.

I really really did not expect to cry watching Bob's Burgers, but damn it if "Hawk & Chick" didn't catch me off guard, right in the heart.

Welp, the first episode of Bob's Burgers made me cry. I'm probably going to be a fountain watching Mad Men.

Aren't there two new Bob's Burgers episodes tonight? Or are other segments of the internet lying?

She sounds like a politically successful version of Marilinda Garcia

Jack McBrayer, a marriage proposal that actually means something, a goodbye that was sincere and won't be undone, and the greatest crepe flip in the history of cooking.

I did just finish catching up on Masters of Sex last night…

To binge or not to binge, that is the question

No, I showed them Lost in Time, because I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.

I tried to show my coworkers - who like a lot of weird animated shows - Sealab 2021, and they did not like me that day.