I'm catching up, so if you've amended these things, forgive me, Josh

This has a lot of hip hop on it for a site whose reviewers know fuck nothing about hip hop.

"Excellent mouthfeel."

I believe you mean fat dog for kids week.

There was a new Justified promo? HOW DID I MISS THIS.

I doubt very much that anyone came into this finale expecting to tear up, but I'll be damned if Capone and his kid didn't make it happen anyway.

Six albums from 2013 - technically seven, if you count both halves of the 20/20 Experience - went platinum during 2013. But who can expect Forbes to do the bare minimum of research?

I figured out why

Why isn't this showing up on the Boardwalk Empire series page?

Well. He reads well.

How can you have any pudding if you don't drink your meat?

I don't know if this has been mentioned or not, but if his hand is burned badly enough that doctors are considering a skin graft, the last thing on earth he wants to do is get that thing sweaty and/or damp.

I am fully expecting Jax to ride off into a hurricane and wind up a logger by the end of this.

They're railing against the Reagan administration.

285, I assume.

I'm honestly struggling to think of someone he'd be perfect for, at least among the normal 616 heroes and villains.

Erik, you are stepping into big, goofy shoes by doing AHS. I hope you are prepared.

Parley, not parlay. Very different things.

Pornstache coming back to the Dead Milkmen is the greatest thing.

I desperately need to know how they recreated 1930s Cuba so lusciously