The ship was definitely called the Royal Starfish as far as I could tell.

I can't believe someone upvoted something so exceptionally stupid.

This is the most CBS thing CBS has ever done.

One step closer to Bob's Burgers asserting itself as the #1 animated comedy on television.

Christina Hendricks was ungodly beautiful with that hair and that dress and those boots.

I squealed with glee when Kay Hanley appeared on my television screen tonight. And with joy when Ginuwine dedicated Pony to Lil Sebastian.

ONE MILLION COMMENTS, HO

I'm from Salem and fuck this show.

That is the most Ben Cafferty box shot anyone could ever have picked.

Also this is a dumb way of viewing any culture. Newer things don't invalidate older things.

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It's such a goddamned shame that this song has received so much attention and so many accolades while Janelle Monae's "Q.U.E.E.N." has gotten comparatively so little, despite the fact that it is not only more genuine and heartfelt, but also a much better song.

"Only in Dreams" is one of the single best album-closing songs of all time, and one of the top five to ten songs of the 90s. Undeniable greatness.

Good music licensing tonight, NBC.

so many things I want this year

Oh good, I'm not losing my mind. I was convincing and unconvincing myself for the entire duration of the episode that there was/wasn't a prior episode titled "Galentine's Day."

Just what we need. Two more musical monologues.

There was me, that's Alex, and my three smoogs, that's Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and…

Also the Pawnee-Eagleton merger was worth it purely for Andy discovering Duke Silver and Ron getting to use his pneumatic doors.

I never realized it before, but after seeing Koogler and Crazy Ira in consecutive weeks, I'm pretty sure Mitch Hurwitz and Matt Besser are the same person.